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The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Education, Law & Order, and Defense. The average income tax rate is 31.8%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The Join Lily economy, worth 355 trillion Join Lilies a year, is led by the Basket Weaving industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Beef-Based Agriculture, and Trout Farming. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is 44,948 Join Lilies, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.7 times as much as the poorest.

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